It's No Use Crying Over Spilled Milk...

32 Weeks

I can't really say I have a lot to update on. I feel wonderful, baby classes are going well and Baby Schab is constantly moving around during all hours of the day. I can feel her movements intensify at times and I do feel as if I can feel her elbow or foot poking my side or rib cage. Total weight gain (admit it, you're nosey) = 18-20lbs.

A funny pregnancy story to share and it will forever live on as a classic for many of my co-workers...

Last Friday afternoon, I was meeting with my boss in his office at the end of the day to discuss my travel plans. I had a few work trips lined up and I was giving him the play by play of what I had to accomplish the following week. We must have been chatting for about fifteen minutes when two of my co-workers appeared at his door. We all started joking around and telling fun stories. I must have gone to say something when my hand scraped up against my shirt. That's funny I thought, I feel all wet. Well, I looked down and saw TWO huge wet marks below my left "boob". Basically, it appeared as if a water balloon exploded in my bra and I had two huge marks to prove it. "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh," I exclaimed as I ran out of the room. Did my boss notice? My co-worker Jessie asked what was wrong and I pointed to my shirt as I ran down the hallway to the ladies bathroom. A few minutes later she entered to check on me and told me that my boss DID notice. I was apparently leaking the whole time and he felt "uneasy" about pointing out the mark because he didn't want it to seem he was looking at that part of my body. Jessie ran downstairs and found an alumni t-shirt for me to wear for the remainder of the day. Believe it or not, I took everything in positive stride. I even went into my boss after I changed and thanked him for letting me talk for a whole fifteen minutes while looking like an idiot. :-)

It proved to be a very funny story for the rest of my curious co-workers who heard me shriek. Just an update, I have been wearing "padded inserts" to avoid future floods in my bra.